Basically we're goin' a have us some improvisational acting goodness, in the form of script writing.
Me: Your post should look like this y'all. (Gestures with hands) And this!

RULES:
Each poster can only act as one cast-member.
Try to act your character in a way relevant to your characters name.
No double posting.

ACT ONE, SCENE ONE.
Cast:
Narrator: Me.
Gerald (Hero): Available
Mario the Parrot (Talking Animal Side-kick): Available
Gerald's Mother: Available
Greta: Available
Officer Noggsy: Available.
Angry Lolly-pop man: Available

After we get some 'actors' signed up we can get started. Just post the name of the character you would like to act as.