[quote=Taaj]
PLOX PLOX PLOXName: Taaj (make me a Lady? Or a wench. I don't care.)Affiliation: Whatever you need me to be, my dear.Special Trait: Ambiguous sexual preferences. Names of Towns: THE HUMBLE VILLAGE OF CAUNT.Prose/Verse: You do you, dearie.
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Make her a wench.