"Women! To the kitchen! Chaaaaaaaaaarge!" Keegan yells as he runs down the stairs, followed shortly by Melissa, who appeared to be chasing him.

"I swear to god, Keegan! If you do that again I'll-!"

"The cavalry is here to save us all from starvation! Huzzah!" Keegan was wearing what appeared to be a chef's hat and an apron, and held a spatula high into the air as though it were some high and mighty sword. "Women of the Orphanage! I request your assistance in the kit-"

Before long, he was spear-tackled to the ground by Melissa, the two of them laughing hysterically. Did they hit their heads or something? One could only wonder...