[quote=Major Ursa]
 High Emperor of the Dodo Intangibility, Shapeshifting, Psychokinesis (All, majored in Technokinesis/Technopathy in the University of Machine Elves, minored in Mind/Memory Manipulation), and the ability to make the most badass spaghetti you’ve ever tasted. Oh, what a strange thing a machine elf is…what a strange thing a tulpa is! What was originally a hallucination brought on by drugs, with the aid of one’s own psychic powers and magical energies, a great machine elf tulpa would be manifested into the world. Dodo is one of many, the leader of many, and the only of many to reveal themselves to the humans from which they have been spawned. Oh, what a joyous occasion that such a being would insist upon being brought into your staff to aid in the moulding of young min—(The rest of the letter of recommendation is stained in a red substance. Signed on the bottom in different pen and handwriting...)Professor Fairweather If he is indeed as elven as he appears, he is in all likelihood a much better teacher than any of the human staff you already have on.Lady Highelf Halena (Racist Elf ) Gales All past charges have been dropped, he is 'clean'.
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I feel like him and Alastair are going to do some crazy shit.