[quote=Major Ursa]
Smoke a bowl and ride into town on an imaginary dragon, slay bitches and save monsters...But like I previously mentioned, iif he likes you, he will sneak into your bed and cuddle with you when you are sleeping, bewbs or no bewbs...>.><.<._.
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Get Alastair drunk enough and they'll have a party. But he has to drink Alot