So, I got a call a few nights ago from my friend. He was at the local hospital. With him panicky and sobbing, I couldn't fathom what he wanted to tell me.

Had his mom died? Was he in a wreck? Was he diagnosied with Cancer?


Nope, he'd got his cock stuck in the VCR. Of course, I'm a good friend, so I didn't laugh.... After the first three hours of knowing this.