[quote=YamiCuoreLaroux]
No, I still have a face, thankfully. My three-year old self just decided "I can totally do this" and knocked myself unconscious by destroying a table with my face. I just woke up a few minutes later and ended up with a scar by my eye, but the table was...um...it really couldn't be fixed.
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I just imagine a three year old kid saying "Heh! YOLO bitches!"