So

Apparently in '98, a girl with NO WORKING LADYBITS (read: no vagina) got pregnant after she gave oral sex to her boyfriend and got a stab wound in her stomach from an ex-lover.

[url=http://abcnews.go.com/Health/Wellness/teen-girl-vagina-pregnant-sperm-survival-oral-sex/story?id=9732562]not even fucking kidding[/url]