I can't stop myself though. [i]Bibbity bobbity boo bitch.[/i] I'mma turn all your dresses an ugly periwinkle and I hope your chipmunks leave you little presents everywhere.

Also, this CS is a little under a thousand characters less than my first one. Maybe it's because he doesn't really have any traumatic experiences. Oh well. Posted it. Now tell me everything that's wrong with it. And you don't have to mention the relationships; I'll edit all of those when I get my next two characters done.