I'm sad that I lost everything from the old site. Now I have to start over and try to remember what I had gone on. :(

So, I have strict standards. I was gone from this site for a few months improving my writing length and style so that I could feel comfortable calling myself advanced. That, unfortunately, gave me strict standards, so I hope I don't scare anyone off!

[u][b]My Expectations[/b][/u]
[*]I like happy posts. Happy posts are nice and fat. A healthy sized post has 3-5 paragraph minimum. They cannot have filler and/or fluff. That's like wearing a fat suite and calling yourself fat. IT also cannot be a post filled with actions. If you do that to me, you'll get a book in return, so pleasure don't torture either of us like that. If your post start trying to diet, I'll message you and complain, for your post is no longer healthy.[/*]
[*]Happy post like happy post friends. This means that our posts should be pretty evenly matched. I won't complain too much if your posts are consistently longer than mine, but I'll complain if they're consistently shorter than mine. I'll try my best to match your post lengths, as long as thy follow the rule above. I also give a couple of exceptions to this rule if my post doesn't give you much to work with. Just sometimes, it happens like that, ya know?[/*]
[*]Happy posts are not sexy posts. I roleplay on another website for sexy posts. If our characters do have sex, we can just fade out and fade back in afterwards. Mkk?[/*]
[*]If my posts aren't happy enough, tell me. I make mistakes, mix up names, and sometimes the RP just gets too boring and you want a plot twist. Tell, me, I'll give my posts some candy to cheer them up![/*]
[*]More characters means fatter posts. Would you make two people split a meal for one? No. Then Why would you make two characters share a post for one? Give them more![/*]
[*]Happy posts are legible. I'm not a grammar nazi, but I do like periods where they belong, appropriate spelling, etc. I understand a typo or a homophone, but seriously. It says advanced for a reason.[/*]
[*]Happy posts have homes. We must make them a home in a thread, because that's like the mansion of homes. Emails are like making our posts live on the streets, and messages are like apartments. I want my posts to have mansions![/*]

Now, that you know how to make happy posts, I'm using this thread to post ALL OF MY INTEREST CHECKS! So, don't post here. If you like an idea, PM me.