Breaking News! Following years of torment at the hands of Canine half-Yokai, squirrels everywhere have banded together, vowing to overthrow the feral scourge. There have been allegations that these squirrels may be working with or under the enigmatic anti-mixed bloods activist Jaki, as the rebel squirrels have been observed launching chemical weapons attacks on neighborhood dogs. The Squirrels Against Stupid Quarrelsome Unfriendly Assholes, Terminating Children Hal-Yokai, or S.A.S.Q.U.A.T.C.H., have agreed to cease targeting indoor pets, in return for more oak trees. However, offshoots of the movement are displeased with the deal, and last week, Mittens, an indoor chihuahua known for speaking against squirrels, was kidnapped, and beheaded. Here we have the video of the fanatics, killing Mittens and proclaiming their message to the world. "Squeek!! Chit chit chit Squeek SQUEEEEEEK!" *CHOP*

This extremely brutal and graphic video has struck fear into house pets and strays everywhere, furthering the already growing anti-Yokai sentiment felt by many non-magical creatures. In the face of such rampant and wanton civil outrage, this reporter has to wonder. Where will the carnage stop?