I'm trying to think of a way to get Michael smoothly into the group without being ridiculous like:

"Hey, I'm Michael" he said, inexplicably materialising from the air and pulling out a pair of sunglasses from his pocket. "I kill walkers with hatchets and eat cans of soup... And I'm all out of soup." he stated putting on the sunglasses as a bald eagle flew over his head screeching. :usa:usa:usa:cool:usa:usa:usa