[quote=Stitches]
I'm sorry that a slave isn't best pals with their master.<3
[/quote]

All they've ever done is be nice to you, but you still don't like them?

Why you gotta be so ru-uude? Don't you know they're human toooo?

Well, they're not, but you get the drift, even if it was put across in single-handedly the worst song ever written. Ever.