Charles rolled up to the party in his cherry red convertible, blasting out Nicki Minaj music. He took out the keys and hopped over the car door, ready to party.

He smelled something awful, almost like skunk and common barf. "Good lord what in gods name god fuck damn shit hell is that smell?" He just shrugged it off as roadkill and speedily walked towards the front door, covering his mouth, but harshly fainted face first on the door.