[quote=Raxacoricofallapatorius]
Name: Skeleton Name: Date: 1.) How much spook? 92.) Preferred skeleton war position: Skelly underground away from the cursed sun3.) What's a skeleton's favorite instrument? This skeleton's favorite instrument is the violin4.) Rank yourself ~Pretty sick, think I've got a temperature or something5.) The Milk? Only if it's whole milk6.) Weapon of choice ~Axe without the body spray part7.) Why do you want to join the skeleton war? *reads to the bottom of the application* I guess I was drafted.
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Name: Derpenstein
Skeleton Name: Derpenskelestein
Date: 14/10/14 (2 fourteens holy shit conspiracy)
1) 10. Spooky Scary Skeletons.
2) AIR FORCE! I believe I can fly...
3) They take the arms of a fallen comrade and then their dead comrades skull. Bone drum.
4) Best ever with a crossbow. Mainly because I've been shot by them so much I've seen how people shot me.
5) "Now, Skelederp, milk makes your bones big and strong." The memory rushed by Derpenskelesteins head as he drank the carton of milk and got in his skelly plane of spooks...
6) Crossbow
7) Stalking Rax.