”All students, please proc- headmaster, what are you doing?!” 

Before I finished the post, I imagined that the headmaster was like, an old Dumbledore-ish guy, except he was senile. And he stripped naked there.

”All students who are currently standing around like a bunch of uninformed buffoons, please proceed into the main hall. As for those who are currently engaging in snowy warfare, I advise you follow the same suit, before I shove my lower-right crystalline edge up your rea-”

And then here he started streaking down the hall, out of the office and the announcement lady had to chase him down.

Boy, I love my imagination. :D