Lol. Sure. Go ahead and start us a thread for the beast story. We'll have to talk a bit about what exactly we mean by "beast" and what makes him different from the rest. But that shouldn't take long. I hope.

I'd like to go over things one at a time, since I doubt I'd be able to address everything you have to say at once, but if you want to start with a massive dump of everything you have to say, simply to get it all out there and for us to reference at a later date, I certainly wouldn't mind.