[quote=kapuchu]
Just ignore the orphaned girl who never had any fucking parents and left her to rot on the street :p 
[/quote]

I'd always thought they'd [i]died[/i] and left her on the street. If they're still alive and left her because they didn't want her... damn.
Wait, if she never had any parents was she grown in a test tube? 
It's the 'Luminati! They're the ones behind this!

But hey, it seems that all of us have a lot of suck in our backstories, no clear winner there.