[quote=rpg101]
SHE'S NOT ON ME SOLE, I SWEAR.
[/quote]

This terrible song seems appropriate.

[youtube]xf-QTw615b4[/youtube]

I need a stiff drink after recalling this shit existed, especially since it's completely sincere.

EDIT: I feel obligated to mention there's a strong offensive language warning with that, as well as the potential hit to your brain cells you may endure.

You've been warned.