"Okay" Rivers thought "Doesn't talk... but can still communicate and understand human speech." He wasn't sure what the Santa Claus was trying to communicate exactly, but Rivers was certain that it wasn't a zombie. Perhaps he just didn't know how to speak. The Mormon reassured himself, standing tall trying to look confident. "Thank you" Elder Rivers said, receiving the box.

Elder Rivers nervously unzipped his fanny pack to retrieve a Mormon bible. "W-would you like t-to h-h-hear about the word of Jesus Christ?" he asked.