[quote=ASTA]
I'm currently trying to figure out how a war between two nations magically ended in peace within two hours of the war initially starting.Mind you, thousands (if not millions) of lives were lost within those two hours.And then free technology is handed out.
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The humans know that they'd be completely destroyed if the war went on, they're basically surrendering in their eyes. Besides, we have something planned. Evil, evil things planned. 

Also, we're both boring slobs with no concept of originality.