[quote=Abefroeman]
Hurray for being a colony! I am the future sight of many wars. Viva la supreme overlords who will uplift me from my technological darkness!
[/quote]

Honestly, if the Valkians were to find your [s]planet[/s] moon, they'd probably see if you were a threat, set up a big military base on the [s]planet's[/s] another moon to watch, and then colonize the rest of the solar system.