"Well..." the Mormon started "the whole story begins with God, and he makes the whole universe! So one day,Jesus had to come down from his planet so he could sacrifice himself for your sins... and... and... then Joseph Smith was contacted by the all-American angel Elohim, who gave him the location of these tablets. So Joseph Smith finds them and they lead him to the promise land! So he takes a bunch of people with him... but like Jesus, Joseph Smith had to sacrifice himself and Brigham Young had to take over. SO then eventually, the Mormons found Salt Lake City! That's where I come from..." Elder Rivers continued to babble on and on with a tint of nervousness.

In the middle of his talking, Elder Rivers looked up at Santa to check how he was holding up- or if he had already left. Things would have been much easier had Elder RIvers still had his partner.