[quote=ERode]
 a Burst Melee with the crutch named 'Flash'
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Nonononono, it's called 'Blink, ' see? It's completely different. Trust me, I'm a professional :^).

In all seriousness though, I do find it bland and unoriginal, but it was the best I could think of when posting. 
I'll see if I can't come up with something more interesting after my classes are done.