This was a most important decision, Santa knew he'd have to carefully select the proper one to be a sleigh. Santa peered on, while he continued to hum more Christmas Carols. Wandering to the back he had found the one that would serve as the sleigh. Pretty standard thing, but, it had some tinsel on it, making it a perfect sleigh. Well, as perfect as it could be in a mall instead of the natural snow. Plus it had the key in it. 

Santa hopped on the machine and turned on the ignition. It purred on, as Santa began driving it forward. The treads were moving, and it was making a hideous scrapping sound against the store floor, and wasn't really going all to fast... But it was still moving which is what mattered. Santa paused as he got off the machine and confirmed, okay the store door was open. He got back on and drove the thing out, crunching a bit of scattered glass in the process. Noticing his Mormon compatriot retrieved a moped he glanced back at the SUV, while getting off the snowmobile sleigh. 

Peering between the two of them he growled annoyed. The SUV would need more work to become a Christmas Sleigh, but surely it would be more mobile, and had more room for presents. But the Snowmobile was far more festive, and would be much easier to go around in. But that was just for snow, and it lacked space to carry more presents.

In this conundrum, Santa gestured with his iron bar pointing between the two of them. He had to make a decision. Christmas would depend upon it. Santa glanced at the Mormon, while he continued the gesturing pointing pattern.