"STAFF SOUGHT

Black Velvet hiring part-timers. Experience a bonus, eccentricity a must. Inquire to one Sloan Malcom, proprietor. Must be able to lift up to 50lbs and capable of long periods of time on one's feet."

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One might find this on the community billboard when reaching the town, printed in the local, or posted on the front door of Black Velvet. "Eccentricity" is of course a quiet request for Supes.