"Yes mom! I did take spare underwear." Shouted Frin into a house with an open door.
"Yes, I'll look both ways twice before crossing the road. Don't worry. I'll come back as a hero. Bye mom!" Frin quickly shut the door before his mom could say anything more. He stepped out onto the street, but he only looked both ways once, and a massive express carriage passed half a centimetre away wfrom his nose. Frin got extremely frightened.
"At least I brought extra underwear." 

And that is how the great adventure of Frin the Bard began.

A little song Frin composed, would sum up what happened next.

[centre][i] Brave Frin the hero of
Goblania and lands beyond
Set off for a quest along
The dirt road to the derpyest
Town of them all.

Brave Frin the hero of
Goblania and lands beyond
Arrived to the town of
Derpy people, derpy shops
Seeing a potato.

Brave Frin the hero of
Goblania and lands beyond
Entered the tavern of
Brave men and warriors
To get his quest! 

Brave Frin the hero of
Goblania and lands beyond
Was chosen for a quest along
With random people from the throng
To find the Kiiing!
[/i][/centre]

Anyways, you get the point. The tavern was really like a potato actually. It was rugged, dirty and it stank. Frin stank as well, partially because he naturally smelled a bit, partially because he had to take a ride on a farmer's cart carrying a ton of cabbage.
But now he was here. And it was time to start his great adventure which he could write a song about, so that it could be sung in all the lands for eons to come.