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So, I learned Danish is basically what it would sound like if a fish who lost all feeling in his mouth started speaking Swedish and Dutch is what happens when an English speaker decides to take German, throw in English words but never learn how to spell German words correctly.
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My cousins are danish. I'd say that its more like they're speaking english, but with different words. They sound a lot alike, the two languages,