The Mormon took another few laps around with his moped, looking back at Santa to see what he way doing, noticing that Santa still hadn't picked a vehicle. He still seemed somewhat fixated on the idea of driving an SUV in spite of not having a way to turn the car on. Elder Rivers looked at the snow mobiles and wondered why Santa didn't just take one. Then, he had an idea.

Elder Rivers drove into a gift shop, taking several reindeer horn-ears, and a bottle of wood glue. He placed the ears at the front of each snowmobile, carefully gluing them together. With as much strength as he could muster, Elder Rivers pushed the vehicles toward the SUV, lining them up in front of the car. Finished, he rubbed his hands together and sighed, proudly putting his hands on his hips to look at his work.

"There" he said "Maybe we can't get the car to start, but we can have the snomobiles drive the SUV until we can find a key for it!"