[quote=Saltwater Thief]
You know what stinks about being short? You're the last one to feel the rain and the first to drown
[/quote]

Know what's horrible about being tall?

You're the first to get hit by hail and lightning. THAT and you have a greater surface area which is harder to keep afloat. Are you sure we shorties drown first? ^_^

GAH. VIET IS TALL TOO? This is unfair!