I just don't know what's supposed to happen, everyone's posting two-liners.

The Plot so far: "He arrived at the tavern" "lalalaaa!!! Heroes of Goblania, I'm going to derptown tavern! Lalalaaaaa!!" "He arrived at the tavern" He arrived at slutty potato" "He arrived at the tavern"
At the tavern:
"shut ur face" "oooh! I'm a goat and I'm reading a book" "Meh, lets summon a mace on top of his head" "O-M-G. It was such a waste of time brother" "Be patient young padawan" "Let's sing! Lalalaaa Save King. lalaa!"

And no one can deny that's actually the plot