[quote=WizardGirl]
(If a girl screams after getting shot, how long does it take to dispose of her body? first to answer gets imagination pie)"I'm still alone…just great…" I say looking around(Where is she?)
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((An hour if cooked, half if otherwise.))
As you look down, you find you're standing in a web. And as you look around, you see a thousand strands build up around you. You feel like your head is going to explode. The web grows, binding you, holding you down, as you see Kami, sitting in her web, sipping wine. "Well, my dear. You certainly were a sport, weren't you?" You can hear a thunderous ringing, like a thousand fire alarms sounding at once, as your eyes are webbed over, and spiders crawl from your mouth. Kami watches, and smiles, as they cover your body in webs, as slowly but surely, you become a part of the web they build around you. Then-
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You've worked for God's tears for two years now, and were recently elected to be Kami's personal bodyguard. You're proud of your new position, although something feels missing, like you've forgotten something. But it can't be anything really important, or else you'd have remembered. You're in Kami's room. It's actually a miracle how you got this position, seeing as you have no superpowers whatsoever. Furthermore, there's a ringing in your ears.