[quote=Rtron]
I live in Missouri. Propane is expensive.Trees, are not. *Picks up chainsaw*Now hold still.
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Hate to break it to ya pal, but I'm petrified. As in, made of stone now. You're gonna have to find another talking tree to cut down, even if you did manage to cut into me...you can't really BURN petrified wood anyway. Oh yeah, and I'm still immune from that time with the napalm.