Changed some typos and awkward phrasing. That's what happens when you're still half-asleep from night shifts. =_=

Also, I'm relinquishing my rights to sleuth. My theories were wildly off-base regarding Noboru thus far. Hell, apparently one of my theories is the complete [I]opposite[/I] of the truth somehow. But cry moar, Kissu. Cry moar.

Also:
[quote=Sen]
Maybe Saya could use my idea (with Rokoru?) 
[/quote]

Announcer: He's fired cupid's arrow straight into her heart, and now she won't stop until he's hers! It's The Unstoppable Senpai-Kohai Tag Team! Saya Ueno and Rokoru Ishiahara!

Saya: Watch me, Senpai!

And suddenly the Instant Kill got a whole lot funnier.