Only 4 more days, don't worry, I haven't forgotten about you guys, but I was reminded yesterday when I got a lovely box of chocolates in the mail from a suitor. Someone obv likes me. It was nice, because I wasn't expecting it and now I get to pig out on dark chocolate. 

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5.) Don't bother buying chocolate for someone else, just wait until someone buys it for YOU. And besides, chocolate makes you fat, and nobody wants to date a fat person. Why would you make your spouse/partner/bf/gf fat? You wouldn't.