[quote=Nimda]
*Takes a knife and stabs the spot you're at*
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*cries out in pain, but it seems like she's wounded and not at the same time. In moments, the wound completely disappears because of the complexity-elicited instability* Huh! That's weird! The wound being there and not just... Didn't work! That's a really good defence!
[quote=Wraithblade6]
o.o *is a little afraid to drink the tea, but not because it might be holy*erm, um... well I... *sniffs tea* My name is Mithias. I'm a, er, I 'was' a vampire.... *eyes tea skeptically*
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Well, it's nice to meet you, Mithias the not vampire! And don't worry, the tea is fine! There's literally nothing but tea there! No contaminants! The brews don't mix, either! It's real tea, always warm, always natural, never stale! It's the absolute apex of what tea can be!