Abaddon stood and couldn't help but laugh. He couldn't resist; he had to say something. "Sinful texts...?" He stepped over to the bookshelf and plucked out Fifty Shades of Grey. "Ohhh, did you mean this one?"

He opened the book and started reading the page, his expression contorted into one of deep thought and interest. "So [i] that's [/i] how you do that. Well, I've been doing it all wrong for years."