Gotta admit, I'm finding conversations tricky with this form... Tide seems to keep starting conversations, and then just wandering off before hearing replies etc. I'll have to work out how to write in a style that's a bit less "back-n-forth" interactive (or I can imagine a single conversation taking about a month to finish).

PS. Stitches - feel free to develop a deep hatred of Tide; I was enjoying the "1000 ways to die" mental tirade :)