"Right..." this one's full of pep... "Good luck with your 'too cool for school attitude'," I said.

I went over to the armoury. "I'm gonna need tasers, thermal vision googles, general surveilance equipment and I don't suppose you have fireproof clothing, do you? And a fireproof van... or cage... or an large strong aquarium," I asked the requisitions officer. "And a firetruck."