[quote=ChadsWorth The Thrid]
About another mile down the path to Doomed Town, a sign pointed in the direction of Doom Town says "Doomed Town, 10 or So miles that-a way." Upon reading the sign, a massive steam-powered car type thing was barreling down the street, with two voices screaming from the mass of metal. "What? Did you even design this correctly?" yelled one "STOP! Suckers- I mean Customers!" yelled the other. The machine stopped dead in it's tracks, and a panel on the side of the thing opened up. with the flap open, it looked a food stand you would see in big cities. The two voices popped their heads up, reveling themselves to be two goats. The first one began to speak. "Welcome! to the Johnson Brothers Traveling Sales Buggy! I am Duglas Johnson. We have everything under the sun! What will I do you for?"
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Blue stopped and gave an angry look at the two salesmen. "I'm sorry, you got the wrong person. Do I look like I got any money? Come on, I'm wearing a black tunic! These are the cheapest clothes anyway can get. Besides, even if I did have any money, I would NOT be interested in the stupid crap you are selling. Thanks, but no thanks, I don't need silly little trivial things. Come back when you got something useful, like maps." Blue said in an angry tone, his hair changing to flowing red, orange, and black colors.