I set out with the goal of making something fucked up. Here it is.

Name:
McDirt the Murderhobo
Personality/Archetype:
McDirt is a master hunter and guerilla warfare specialist, also a gorilla warfare specialist. He can make traps, slice someone up good, real good, and can talk his way out of any situation. If by talk, we mean slice, this is McDirt after all. McDirt is also a functioning alcoholic and knows how to hotwire cars and steal bikes and kill a man with one punch. It's true, really. Okay, well everything but the one punch. It usually takes between thirty to forty punches and stomps and sometimes a good wollop with a two by four. His favorite thing to do is to sneak meat into the meals of vegans, dress up in adult onezies(it's the only way he can feel safe) and to send children into a spiral of severe depression by telling them very believable- for a child- lies.
Skills:
McDirt has learned to strangle a man in several ways and he hunts the most dangerous game: MAN. Over his lifetime, he's learned how to choke people to death in several ways, hotwire vehicles and hogtie a person in eight seconds, flat.
Obsession:
Break into houses dressed in adult batman onezies with bear mace condensed into liquid and have fun.*

*spray everyone until they collapse.
Irrational Fear:
The Illuminati.