Hal is lawful good... What you talkin' 'bout girl? 

I am working on getting a post out, but I don't know when I can post it. 

Also, on an IRL point, a woman came into the store I work at wanting to buy one of our set up fake X-mas trees. She wanted us to set it up so she could make sure all the lights work, and once it was up she commented that the tree "looked fake." 
O_o umm... What?