Do we need to arrive in full gear? Is it allowed to take katanas into a club? That would probably be frowned upon right?

@Lord Pie; JD is sour mash, it has a different brewing process than 'real' whiskeys. In sour mash you use a part of the malt of the previous batch to make the new batch, this keeps taste consistent. You can mix whiskey with coke all you like, some Johnny red or JD is okay. I wouldn't pick a single malt for this mix though, that just a plain waste...