[quote=arowne97]
GET YOUR ASS BACK HERE! *holds a giant spork in my other hand and chases him*
[/quote]

NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE DO NOT WANT DO NOT WANT! *he spins around after a bit and pulls out a minigun* DIE SPOON WARRIOR! *he fires yet proves to have zero proficiency with the weapon, shooting pretty much everywhere but at the person he's trying to*