Emily dyes her hair! How scandalous, Remi wants nothing to do with her now.

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[b]A lie, A loss[\b]

[ii]QQ(/i)

Remi-mad: How could you Emi-bearopolis! I trusted you! How could you do this to me!

Emi-liar: I- I just thought it looked cute! Why is this such a big de- 

Remi-crazy: It does look cute! How can I ever trust anything cute again! *picks up a basket of puppies* 

I bet these aren't even real puppies! They're probably poisonous, horned toads!

*Throws basket of puppies over the edge of the skyscraper they are standing on the roof of*

Emi-sad: Nooo!!! My collection of poisonous, horned toads disguised as puppies! *cries*

Remi-sad: Do you see Emi-bangersandmashbananaboatbear! Do you see what you make me do! *cries*

...I told you it would all end in tears.