I can see the posters now!

The Muggle Culture Club would like to welcome anyone interested in learning more about our non-magic neighbours to join any of this years staff sanctioned events!!!!

[indent]1) Rave (Glowing Wands Allowed)
2) Tailgating Party (Hufflepuff vs Ravenclaw)
3) Netflix Marathon (Sabrina the Teenage Witch)
4) Superbowl Watching Party (Devin will teach you American Football!)
5) MuggleCon (Learn how to dress like a goth or hipster!) 
6) Video Game Party (Super Smash Brothers)[/indent]