[quote=Derpestein]
My parents have found I use derp in lots of usernames.Thank god there are so many 'derps' online that it's so generic they can't find me.
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That's not something I see happen often. :/
I guess if you're parents are good with such stuff then just use a common nickname.

[quote=Hank]
The validity of Facebook as a service is determined entirely by the people on your friends list. If your friends suck, Facebook sucks. It's a reflection of the quality of your life and your social circles, really.
[/quote]

Then my quality of life and social circles must be through the roof! :sun