"I'll read in your report who did the babbysitting."
Lieutenant Katzenjammer said sternly.
No one could ever tell for sure if he made a joke. 
His face would never betray it.
"Oh and sarge, we are on full defense protocol so don't remember your first priority.
[b]Don't die.[/b]"

The lieutenant closed the door and gestured for the trucks to move along to the coordinates they'd been given by his assistant.
Time to find the next person to yell at.