"A book?" James nabbed the novel off the ground. He was about to place it on the shelf, before curiosity got the better of him, and he flipped it open to a random page.

"And then the minotaur revealed his...." James muttered aloud, the color draining from his face. He had to destroy this book before Anya read it.
"WELL IT APPEARS THIS BOOK IS FULL OF BORING ADULT STUFF. LIKE ACCOUNTING." he said in a loud voice, shoving the novel into his pouches.
"Nothing a little girl would be interested in. Anya, don't read these." he said, dipping a rag into the steamy water, and beginning to scrub.