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I can see why that'd be in their best interest. I come from 1032 AD, and this obviously isn't that time. So you must understand why I hate being touched, especially by young females. I don't have any idea what happened to time, so don't ask how I'm here.
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I can explain that, but I probably won't. But didn't you just say that I was older than you, both physically and literally?